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paperboyjosh: Dua Lipa and her girls just passing through.

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 10:00:55 -0400

Dua Lipa and her girls just passing through.

marina-pepsi: lieutenant-sapphic: helenrasing: lieutenant-sapphic: unironically liking “never...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 09:59:54 -0400

lieutenant-sapphic:

helenrasing:

lieutenant-sapphic:

unironically liking “never gonna give you up” makes you immortal, invulnerable, and unstoppable. in this essay i will

Op where’s the essay

right here!

I clicked it without thinking about it perish op

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 09:52:34 -0400

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 09:47:36 -0400

whitepeopletwitter: Dry liquids.

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 09:46:50 -0400

whitepeopletwitter:

Dry liquids.

iguanamouth: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: gtfoyourcomputer: iguanamouth: iguanamouth: about...

Wed, 27 Jun 2018 09:46:30 -0400

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

gtfoyourcomputer:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg

15 hour adventure starting now

9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

OH

HOLY PISSING HELL

MY CHILD

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 09:45:32 -0400

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Wed, 27 Jun 2018 07:11:15 -0400

dennys:“I’m off to SPINach class!” Jenny exclaimed, waving...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:06:13 -0400

dennys:

“I’m off to SPINach class!” Jenny exclaimed, waving goodbye to her coworkers, leaving the office with her gym bag. The staff was concerned. Jenny was hallucinating again. It had been 19 days in a row.

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:05:43 -0400

leupagus: cc-videos: basedgodtookmyusername: Yesterday i lost...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:05:13 -0400

leupagus:

cc-videos:

basedgodtookmyusername:

Yesterday i lost my glasses. And decided to document my frustration until……… I really wish this was planned, but i gotta admit, I took a big L.

“[defeated tone] So… I have…. lost my glasses. And I’m afraid to leave my bed because I can’t see… and I fear I might step on my glasses. So I’m sitting here with my bee pillow pet… and I don’t know what to do.

I need to get up. I wanna get food. I gotta exfoliate and moisturize, cause my skin looking atrocious right now.

What if… [deep breath] What if I die here, y’all? Would anyone even miss me?Like, really?

I want Enrique Iglesias to come save me. Like, the ceiling opens up and like, he comes down from like, a heavenly cloud with my glasses, and he’s singing. [imitating Enrique Iglesias] ‘Would you dance? If I asked you to dance? I will be your hero baby!’ And I just take my glasses and I’m like ‘Thanks yo! Put a shirt on homie!’

But life, life don’t work… life… [prolonged silence]

[camera zooms in on glasses]

[long silence; light chuckle] Enrique…”

This should win an Oscar

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 00:03:20 -0400

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:59:52 -0400

gentlemanbones: nineprotons: nitewrighter: You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:47:38 -0400

gentlemanbones:

nineprotons:

nitewrighter:

You know that whole trope where like, the protagonists get teleported up into the aliens’ spaceship or base or whatever and the alien appears to them only it doesn’t appear as it really looks like but rather, since it doesn’t want to scare the protagonists, it takes the form of something we find familiar and pleasing and is like, “I look like your dad or whatever–is this form okay?” Like I think about that trope a lot and I think like, what if the alien couldn’t pick out a form via telepathy and only had earth media to try and decide what form would scare its human guests least and be accepted almost immediately and honestly the more I think about it the more options for what form that might be are just really fun to me.

“I have chosen the form of your earth playwright and composer Lin-Manuel Miranda–do not be afraid. I come in peace.”

“Greetings. I am Glofnorbo of the cloud you call the ‘Pegasus Nebula.’ I have scanned your earth media from afar and empirically decided that you would find the form of the one known as Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson most pleasing. I have come to confer with your leaders.”

“Do not be panic. I come in peace. I have assumed the form of your insectoid demigoddess ‘Hatsune Miku’ so that we may communicate peacefully without my true form horrifying you.”

“It was decided that I would assume the form of your ‘Mister Rogers’ in order to best welcome your world to the galactic neighborhood without frightening your kind.”

“…So did your colleague take on the form of Jack Black for that reason too?”

“No, that is the actual Jack Black. We do not know how to make him leave.”

tinker-tanner: whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating: edvardgrieg-offic...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:31:46 -0400

tinker-tanner:

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating:

edvardgrieg-official:

neurophonic:

weloveshortvideos:

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what on earth

please if you do anything useful in your life, don’t scroll past this

watch it

PLEASE

tchaikovsky is proud

In case anyone is baffled by this, there’s a Tchaikovsky piece in which there’s supposed to be a loud sound but he never specified what you should use to make that sound. People have done all kinds of weird shit depending on how they think the sound should, well, sound. Hitting a large piece of wood with a sledgehammer is a relatively conventional one.

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:30:34 -0400

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wonderytho: meirl

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:28:35 -0400

wonderytho:

meirl

bigcatslions: Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 19:25:24 -0400

bigcatslions:

Hercules - is a rescued Lion that lives at the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, and like other lions there, he sometimes dreams of roaring while he is sleeping

thepanwithouttheplan: bears-official: balancethepower: babyani...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:02:51 -0400

thepanwithouttheplan:

bears-official:

balancethepower:

babyanimalgifs:

All dogs should come with a soundtrack

I woke Matt up just to show him this

make an ways DOWNTOWN

@glencresc

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 18:02:36 -0400